Bathtub/Closet/Photo Description Fail

I'm not sure if this is

• bad photo labeling
• bad placement of a bathtub
• an electrical hazard
• poor taste in color
• all of the above.

Front and Rear Photo Fail

We all work at different speeds, but if it takes you six months to move from the front of the house to the back of the house, you're not really efficient

Objective Narrative Fail

I'm not sure what is worse- describing the home like a Mark Twain novel- or considering this an "additional feature"