Monday, July 27, 2015

Real Estate Fail Blog Revival!

Years ago I started collecting funny things from appraisals.  Then I actually stopped looking at appraisals.  Now that I'm looking at them again, I see that nothing has changed.  We appraisers are all human but sometimes you just have to laugh at some stuff.  This blog is for posting funny or just plain outrageous appraisal related images or snippets.  I will always redact any identifying information of the parties involved.  If you see your work here, don't get mad, get better!  Feel free to contact me if you have posts you'd like to see here.

Poor Sketch

Is this the best use of space?

Sunday, November 13, 2011

I like the sound of my own writing fail

So, you like to write a lot, don't you Mr. Appraiser...

Submit to Real Estate Appraisal Fail Blog

Got a funny or confusing real estate related item that you think should be on our blog? The funnier the better. Email to appraiserfail@gmail.com and include your contact information. One important guideline- don't include pictures that would easily identify people or specific places- so no faces, no business names, no license numbers, no phone numbers, no full addresses, etc. If any of these items are included, we may still be able to post them, but we'd have to take care of a few things to make it copacetic.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Everything Fail

Talk about failure on multiple levels. 
1. Don't use analogies in your appraisal that might not ring true to those who aren't car enthusiasts. 
2. Don't mispell "analogy". 
3. A 1959 Mustang?  What does that look like?

Thursday, September 29, 2011

BPO Fail

No, it's not an appraisal, but some people think they are.  Here's another high quality BPO

Another Front and Rear Photo Fail

You're supposed to take photos of the front and back of the house- and it also emphasizes that you were actually there...  on one day...

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Cooling Fail

Maybe there's no central air... maybe there's no radiant heat... maybe there's no wall ac, but I think by this definition, we all have natural cooling...



Friday, July 29, 2011

Planning Ahead Fail

They couldn't finish the first word before they ran out of room. Further emphasis that they were bad at planning their future

Friday, July 22, 2011

Why we need the UAD

The new Universal Appraisal Dataset is coming soon. Want to know why? Entries like this... unless Southern California has its own local jargon

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Slight Misunderstanding Fail

so it's "only" a 9% shift in value over 6 months- which annualizes out to 18%... that's not a decline?

Friday, June 17, 2011

Overzealous BPO Fail

When doing a BPO or REO appraisal you're supposed to note all the things wrong with the home. This might be a little excessive