My Name is Inigo Montoya

Vizzini: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Not sure what you mean Fail

Usually you can figure out what the appraiser meant to say... But not when they bring vegetables into their description

Waterfront... and waterside... and waterback...

Somtimes the mapping software is a little bit off the mark

Racist Countertops?

If you've got Kimchi on your countertops, I'm pretty sure it's not something you mention in an appraisal. What's next, we can't say Mexican Tile?
 

Loudness Fail

There's nothing wrong with a little color... And those aren't shadows

Guard Dog Fail

Not sure what is being guarded here...

Fundamentals Fail

C'mon. Is this really the best you can do?